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I Became a Vicious Supporting Role in the '70s
by 2 Fat 2
Shen Meng is a factory worker who encountered a car accident while delivering a contract to a business partner.While she was bedridden and suffering alone, she suddenly discovered a spatial power.Before she could be happy for two days, the side effects of the space emerged, causing her to have strange dreams almost every night.Realizing the situation quickly, Shen Meng hurriedly sold her house and car and started hoarding supplies frantically in case she ended up in a place lacking food and clot…
Reborn as Mr.CEO's Fat Wife
by Double-Happiness PF
Abigail Green, a genius doctor, unexpectedly succumbed to a sudden death due to overwork in the operating room. However, an astonishing twist of fate awaited her as she was reborn! She found herself reincarnated in a hospital ward all too familiar to her, but this time, in the body of a 200-pound expectant mother. A mother who endured the excruciating pain of a cesarean section without anesthesia until her last breath. How could Abigail possibly endure such a situation? Thus, she embarked on a j…
SSS Ranked Taboo Student
by Absolute_Solitude
[+18 Novel]Highschool fantasies? Taboos? Blackmail? Neighbors? Twins?Come and witness it all.Max, a fat fuck tech genius was transmigrated to a parallel world similar to earth but not earth, after having regretted not living his youth to the fullest while spending his time as an adult cupped on the desk all day long.Reincarnated in the body of a dead fifteen year old, also Max. A year later, he successfully activated the Taboo System that came to this world with him. And began receiving all s…
Transmigrated as Fat young missy
by _Shining_Soul_001
Mo Ran, an extremely talented and gorgeous Army doctor, found herself transmigrated into the body of a 130 kilos unfavoured young daughter of Qin family, Qin Yan. Originally with powerful medical and martial arts skills, Mo Ran faced great difficulty dealing with heavy body of Qin Yan. She vowed to loose weight and restore her original appearance. No matter how difficult it was, she was determined.Her vicious mother and white lotus sister stood shocked seeing the changes in Qin Yan but the faces…
After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!
by Mountain Springs
Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest…
Rebirth: My Healer Wife Owns Superpowers
by Hua Jianjiu
Introduction:(Confiscation + Exile + Medical Skills + Space + Farming + Strategy + Wife Chasing + 1v1 + Return to the Pinnacle)After her death, the versatile doctor Qi Yue transmigrated and became the fat wife used for luck in marriage by the disabled Marquis of Beiyuan Kingdom.Just as she entered the grand gates of the Marquis Residence, the cruel Emperor came to confiscate everything.With exile imminent, Qi Yue activated her space ability, emptied the Marquis’s storeroom, and incidentally plun…
Transmigrated as a Fat villain: All heroines are after me
by A4KL
What will happen when someone is born as the most hated character they can ever imagine?Don't know?Then why not see what happens yourself when Zeph gets reborn as the character of a fat villain?
Thriving in the Beast World
by Fat Lazy Cat
What happens when you transmigrate to Beast World? With the system in hand, the world is for your taking! One day, Su Tang, an intern at the hospital, is struck by a system and transmigrates to Beast World. It's a wondrous world with winged tigers, fire-spitting birds, and enticing man-eating flowers… Everything in this world leaves Su Tang awestruck! After the Chief of Winged Tiger Tribe saves Su Tang, she learns how backward this place was. Su Tang is determined to help change the world! Under…
My Wife Is The Leader Of A Demonic Cult
by Stubborn Little Fat Rabbit
Pre-Reading Note:Please be advised that some chapters in this book may contain a higher word count. However, this does not compromise the reading experience; the story remains captivating and enjoyable throughout. Dive in and enjoy the journey!————————————————————————————Qingmei, "My husband is proficient in medicine and is a compassionate healer. He is the most famous physician in Yuzhou City!" An Jing, "My wife is gentle and virtuous, a great cook, and a beautiful woman..." ............ Beneat…
The Fat Girl Made a Comeback with Mr. CEO
by The Joker随心
He was Mu Jia's second young master, the epitome of desirability in City C, pursued by all the celebrated beauties. She was a foster daughter of the Wen family, rumored to be as fat as a cow and more robust than a man. Everyone said she wasn't worthy of him, yet he still married her. Wen Laibao accidentally committed a murder and was sentenced to three years, and everyone said her life was over. However, three years later, she shed her excess weight and made a stunning return, appearing before e…
The Kitty Became a Cutie and Was Pampered in the 80s
by Kakaer
Fat kitty died, killed by a lightning strike while stealing a chicken leg! And then, the kitty was reborn into a rich family in the 80s, which, having had nine grandsons, longed for a granddaughter and instantly made her the most adored one in the family! She was so happy with her life, being pampered by grandma, adored by parents, and protected by big brothers. Of course, it would have been even better if that big bad wolf hadn't cast covetous eyes on her.
She Lost Memory Before the Divorce
by Ye Fei Fei
A car accident left Mu Lan, who was about to get a divorce, with sudden amnesia.Gazing at the strange man before her claiming to be her husband, Mu Lan was speechless. Could her taste really be that terrible that she chose a man with a poker face?"Whether I was blind or out of my mind before, since the heavens have granted me amnesia, this is an opportunity to start anew.So, this marriage, I'm definitely ending it!"However, no one can escape the so-called 'True Fragrance Law.'Not only did she fa…
I am not just a tycoon
by Fat Raccoon Knight
After acquiring financial power, Shen Yuan had become the target of their spoken and written censure...Alternative titles of this book are "After Financial Freedom, They Offered Their Loyalty" and "Life Winner, I Have Multiple NPCs"There are some things you know.You will never regret opening this book...
This Lich Requests More Remuneration
by Nine Lives Fat Cat
With just three sentences, you convinced the Paladin to spend five thousand Gold Coins for you. You truly are a master of the Undead who thoroughly understands human nature!…"Respected Master Amberser, after our review by the editors at 'Legendary Spells' Publishing, we regret to inform you that your paper 'Research on the Non-Humanoid Form Modification of Undead Creatures' is unsuitable for publication in our monthly magazine. We suggest that you submit your work to a magical academic journal w…
Todas Mis Bestias son Legendarias
by Da Yu Is Fat Again
En la era de la Domesticación de Bestias, Ye Xuan con su superior Editor de Bestias, afirma que puede convertir incluso una serpiente en un Dragón Divino que se eleva a través de los nueve cielos.Por lo tanto, el pequeño mono que domesticó se convirtió en un Simio Deífico.Las pequeñas aves que crió se convirtieron en un roc gigantesco.
The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!
by Runaway Bottle
Welcome to Hell’s Game.[Entering instance: Bloody Restaurant][The position you applied for: Delivery Person][Your customers include: a fat otaku emitting a corpse stench, a maid who bursts at the slightest disagreement...][Your colleagues include: A boss who's too pretty to be human, A cow or a horse in the literal sense, a man-eating tree that swears in French...]Facing these incredible characters, Liu Zheng, who wanted to be a decent person, had no choice but to give up on humanity.
All My Beasts are Legendary
by Da Yu Is Fat Again
In the era of Beast Taming, Ye Xuan with his superior Beast Editor, claims that he can turn even a snake into a Divine Dragon that soars across the nine heavens.Hence, the little monkey he tamed became a Deific Ape.The little birds he raised became a ginormous roc.
Alle Meine Bestien sind Legendär
by Da Yu Is Fat Again
Im Zeitalter der Tierzähmung behauptet Ye Xuan mit seinem überlegenen Bestieneditor, dass er sogar eine Schlange in einen Göttlichen Drachen verwandeln kann, der über die neun Himmel schwebt.Daher wurde der kleine Affe, den er zähmte, zu einem göttlichen Affen.Die kleinen Vögel, die er aufzog, wurden zu einem riesigen Roc.
The Fat God System
by KangarooCruz
Made 4 years ago!----DROPPED----Please check out my new bookI Will Be Lazy!—————————————————“FAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATEDUSING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......”Hugh’s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body as his muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted.Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined an…
Todas as Minhas Bestas são Lendárias
by Da Yu Is Fat Again
Na era da Domesticação de Bestas, Ye Xuan, com seu superior Editor de Bestas, afirma que pode transformar até mesmo uma cobra em um Dragão Divino que voa pelos nove céus.Assim, o pequeno macaco que ele domesticou se tornou um Macaco Divino.Os pequenos pássaros que ele criou se tornaram um gigantesco pássaro roca.